Bloody Bastards (MOD - A lot of money)

4.2.2

Android: 5.1+
🕣 Updated
25 Jun 2025
Category
Action
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Bloody Bastards - an exciting and captivating project that takes gamers into a medieval atmosphere with meticulously crafted physics. Forget noble knightly duels and shining armor. There is no place for honor or dignity here. Welcome to the hilarious world of a brutal fighting game where physics has gone mad, and the most cunning and ruthless scoundrel wins!

Chaos: Every Man for Himself

Imagine standing in an arena, holding a massive axe. In front of you — an opponent armed with a mace, looking like he just downed a couple of mugs of ale. You take the first step, swing your axe, but your strike misses, and the axe gets stuck in the ground. The opponent, staggering, tries to counterattack, but his mace only swipes the air. You both look like two drunk knights trying to figure out who is clumsier.

The goal is simple — defeat your opponent at any cost. Strike their legs to make them lose balance, hit their head until the helmet flies off, or just push them until they collapse from exhaustion. Every fight is a unique story, full of ridiculous falls, random hits, and a bloody yet funny finale.

Create Your Own Bastard

In this crazy world, even the clumsiest fighter can become a legend. Start your journey in the lands of bastards, defeating one enemy after another. For every victory, you earn coins that can be spent on the most important thing — gear!

You have hundreds of weapons and armor pieces at your disposal. Want to be a fast and agile warrior with two daggers? Go ahead. Or do you prefer to become an indestructible fortress in heavy armor with a giant hammer? The choice is yours! Combine helmets, armor, shields, and weapons to create a fighter that perfectly matches your playstyle — effective, deadly, and, of course, ridiculously funny.

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Gameplay Features

Fully controllable arms: Each arm of your character acts independently — you can make wild swings or deliver unexpected strikes.
Realistic (and absurd) 2D physics: Fights turn into chaotic spectacles where random falls can lead to victory or defeat.
Scalable loot: Hundreds of weapon types and different armor sets offer plenty of room for experimentation.
Multiplayer fun: Challenge players from around the world — spectacular duels and unexpected twists are guaranteed.
Unique arenas: Each fight takes place in a new location with its own «pitfalls»: obstacles, pits, and even random interfering objects.
Humor and absurdity: Bloody yet hilarious situations where victory goes to the one who simply swung their mace more amusingly.