Spikes vs Horns in Minecraft

Hello everyone, my insanely curious experimenter friends!

Honestly, this time I did an experiment so funny that I still can’t stop giggling. Imagine this: I’m wandering around my base, dreaming of mountain adventures, and suddenly — bam! — the first thought pops into my head: "What if a goat rams an armor stand wearing armor enchanted with 'Thorns'? Would it take damage, just like if it rammed a player?" To be honest, the idea was so spontaneous that I got intrigued: what if we discover a secret hack for extreme horn farming?

«Where’s my test goat?»

First, I had to catch the most aggressive goat. Believe me, it was something else! It was running around the mountain, tugging on the leash, and giving me a look like I’d invited it to an Olympic obstacle race. I caught the goat, brought the stand — classic: a simple wooden one, no frills.

But the gear — amazing! I equipped the stand with a full netherite set enchanted with «Thorns III». Everything was shining and sparkling, almost like a coronation for the Ender Dragon.

Who outsmarts whom?

I stood behind the stand — my heart racing: you don’t get to watch a “Goat vs Invincible Armor” show every day. At first, the goat completely ignored my efforts, munching on grass and staring at the clouds. Then suddenly — stomped its hoof, gave a fierce look, and even squinted. Here it comes! It charged, rammed… BOOM!

The stand wobbled like a drunk villager at dawn, the armor almost fell off (well, in my imagination). But the goat… absolutely nothing! No red particles, no bleating, no dramatic health consequences. I was expecting some effect, even a tiny spark. But the goat acted like a superhero — shook itself off, as if saying, “Is that all?” and went back to its tasty grass.

I tested it a second time, for the sake of experiment purity, with another goat — same result! How can you not laugh? Once again, Minecraft breaks the usual laws of logic.

Reflections: my thoughts and feelings

To be honest, I expected more action, I really wanted to see the thorns "take revenge" on the attacker. I even thought there might be a vital trick to protect your armor from goat attacks. In the end — unlimited surprise with zero effect! But you know what — this experiment actually boosted my mood and made me think further: what else can be “broken” or tested in this game?

Conclusion and a call for new experiments

To sum up briefly and honestly: a goat in Minecraft doesn’t take damage from “Thorns” on an armor stand, no matter how hard you try — excitement, drama, but zero results. Personally, as a fan of experiments, I even like this: nobody knows all the answers, and the game still manages to surprise!

If you also have strange questions, ideas, or just want to let your imagination run wild — share them! I’m already jotting down new ideas for another dose of energizing game madness. Thank you for being with me, and don’t lose your sense of humor even after experiments like this!