How I Got a Golem to Organize the Mess for Me in Minecraft

Hello, hello! Your enthusiastic experimenter here. This time, I have an epic challenge for you: could I tame a copper golem to fetch items from a copper chest and sort them into regular ones? Honestly, the idea sounded like «the dream of a lazy Minecrafter» — and the first thought in my head was: «If this works, I’m officially done with manual cleaning!»

Where It All Begins

I look at my copper chest — and there’s a whole mountain of mixed resources: stone, planks, a bunch of seeds, and of course, some rotten flesh. Sound familiar? At that moment, an inner voice said: «Trust progress!» So I decided — I’m going to test the golem.

The plan was simple: one copper chest where I’d dump everything randomly, and then — let my new copper worker fetch and sort this chaos into different regular chests. This is where technology meets true clutter!

Setting Up the Experiment Scene

On the platform, I lined up rows of regular chests: one for cobblestone, one for wood, one for dirt… I even considered setting up a special one for surprises. In the center of the scene — my copper chest, shining like a new penny. On the side, I prepared a pathway so the esteemed golem could freely move back and forth, busy with its very important tasks.

And there it is, the star of the experiment! I release the golem and watch. This is its moment to shine.

The Action Begins! Or «This Was Something Else»

Honestly — my expectations were modest. I thought it would wander around, sniff the chest, and freeze in thought, being the local philosopher! But no, our hero approached the copper chest, pulled out a cobblestone, and, without losing enthusiasm, gave it a loud click (probably out of excitement). Then, like a true sorter, it cheerfully waddled to a regular chest and placed the cobblestone there. This was something else — you should’ve seen my reaction! And then it took off: planks — into one chest, dirt — into another, and the rest scattered elsewhere.

At one point, I noticed the golem tried a couple of times to shove seeds into the chest with planks, but… hey, nobody’s perfect, especially if you’re made of copper and live for buttons.

Unexpected Conclusions and My Honest Truth

The experiment was a success! The copper golem can really clear clutter at the speed of a small and very enthusiastic cleaner. Sometimes it mixes up chests, sometimes it pauses to think, and sometimes it just stands still in proud solitude — well, everyone has their own personality.

The main takeaway: if you plan everything carefully and position the chests correctly, this golem can become the best friend of any lazy Minecrafter. It’s especially satisfying when your supplies organize themselves, and you just sit back and enjoy.

Did you manage to get a golem to sort all that mess? Share your achievements and failures! I promise to read all the cool stories, and maybe even repeat the experiment with your tips!